“Rock out with your chakra out”
all hail lord yogaroth!
Welcome to Hellfire Yoga...we are under destruction
Welcome to Hellfire Yoga...we are under destruction
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Pranayama
- You(Die)i breath
- Death breath
- Find your "power metal" falsetto
- Asphyxiation breath
- Guttural screaming
- Choking
- Hold your breath
Balance Poses
- Burning tree pose
- Dying dancer pose
Vinyasa Flow
- Black hold sun salutations
- Headbanging
- Air guitar
- Most Pit
- Slam dance
Meditation
- Third eye blinded
- Find your inner fury
Cool Down
- Spinal fracture twists
- Dead pigeon pose
- Maniacal laughter baby
- Give birth to the antichrist mula bhanda
Corpse Pose
- Drink the kool aid
- Die
- cross the river styx
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SATAN HAS MANY FOLLOWERS JOINING HIM ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY WITH THE CURRENT ELECTION CYCLE. LEAVE US YOUR INFORMATION AND WE WILL PROCESS YOUR SOUL SUBMISSION AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, OR AT LEAST FASTER THAN THE DMV, WHICH IS TO SAY, SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN ETERNITY.