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all hail lord yogaroth!

Welcome to Hellfire Yoga...we are under destruction

Welcome to Hellfire Yoga...we are under destruction

 

 

More to come...

 

 

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Pranayama

  • You(Die)i breath
  • Death breath
  • Find your "power metal" falsetto
  • Asphyxiation breath
  • Guttural screaming
  • Choking
  • Hold your breath

Balance Poses

  • Burning tree pose
  • Dying dancer pose

Vinyasa Flow

  • Black hold sun salutations
  • Headbanging 
  • Air guitar
  • Most Pit
  • Slam dance

Meditation

  • Third eye blinded
  • Find your inner fury

Cool Down

  • Spinal fracture twists
  • Dead pigeon pose
  • Maniacal laughter baby
  • Give birth to the antichrist mula bhanda

Corpse Pose

  • Drink the kool aid 
  • Die
  • cross the river styx

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SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME

SATAN HAS MANY FOLLOWERS JOINING HIM ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY WITH THE CURRENT ELECTION CYCLE. LEAVE US YOUR INFORMATION AND WE WILL PROCESS YOUR SOUL SUBMISSION AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, OR AT LEAST FASTER THAN THE DMV, WHICH IS TO SAY, SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN ETERNITY.