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Lord Yogaroth’s LEGION IS GROWING. LEAVE US YOUR INFORMATION AND WE WILL PROCESS YOUR SOUL SUBMISSION AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, OR AT LEAST FASTER THAN THE DMV, WHICH IS TO SAY, SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN ETERNITY.
Lord Yogaroth’s LEGION IS GROWING. LEAVE US YOUR INFORMATION AND WE WILL PROCESS YOUR SOUL SUBMISSION AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, OR AT LEAST FASTER THAN THE DMV, WHICH IS TO SAY, SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN ETERNITY.