Finally, a Satanic Yoga shirt for the unholier than thou heavy metal yogaphile who wants to terrorize hippies, new-agers, pious parishioners, repressive theocrats, and Christian Rock fans.

Choose between our classic “dududemon satanica” pentagram OR our featured Lord Yogaroth guru design, culturally appropriated from the finest Norwegian Black Metal Church-burning nerds and the Hindu God Shiva sitting in Locust Pose. 

The (front) illustration by Taylor Jacobs w/ indelible Hellfire Yoga (upper back) logo will give your stylish wardrobe a much needed drab addition. Friends and family will shower you with criticism such as “that t-shirt is offensive and awful”, will question your decisions with phrases like “I think you may need therapy”, or express sincere concern like “are you okay?” or “what’s wrong with you?” Potential mates will deem you unworthy of procreation and you will die alone in your mom’s basement. Don’t miss this chance while T-Shirts last!